March 2012
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deanspi3:
Lady Gaga || Government Hooker
Watchiamunicornstar:
justmecissyveru:
curious-verycurious:
blainedapperson:
somethingfandomrelated:
this-is-pants:
siriuslyerika:
this is one of the only things on my forever reblog list.
it is literally perfect. flawless and it needs to happen.
PERFECT PERFECT PERFECT
PERFECTION
omg
forever reblog
CRYING
SOBBING~
REBLOG this if you wish someone who lives far away...
kiwibutt:
itsgonnafeelgoofy:
giraffesarestripey:
You know you’re lazy when literally just getting the packaging off of a frozen pizza is effort.
Oh, but it takes so much work.
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This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
mattsmithsexual:
if you’re homophobic there is a 100% chance i hate you
Arriving At A Friend's House →
“Hi, thanks for inviting me…”
Arriving At A BEST Friend’s House:
getting a text that says "hey"
waywardthinking:
everyone else in the world’s reaction:
my reaction:
#antisocial problems
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
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Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
everyone: he's just an actor
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
daltonfightclub:
cooper anderson could have one line and i’d probably still be happy because it would mean a) he exists and b) matt bomer would still be on my screen okay
This is awful, the absolute worst omg
theycanttouchus12:
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npharris:
good morning
sup dudes
SILENCE
this is architecture 101, i’m Professor Mosby, but you can call me Ted - Professor Mosby - T-Dog
do not call me T-Dog
…
please save all your questions untill the end of the lecture thank-YOUH
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myfeetlitup:
Finn: “We don’t wear blazers here.”
ND all wear blazers for their Sectionals performances
Finn: “We’re not about the ball-hogging or the bells and whistles.”
Finn sings lead in the mash-off and at the next two competitions, ND uses smoke machine at Regionals.
If there is a scene with Cooper walking in on Kurt...
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February 2012
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